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so adorable.
chicken wings are great for shouldbe-hangovers!!
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superman ?
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Lady Gaga // Bad Romance
I like this mix despite not liking most of her songs. Oopsie, maybe I shouldn’t have admitted that.
“Today’s the day my life begins. Today I become a citizen of the world. Today I become a grown up. Today I become accountable to someone other than myself and my parents. Accountable for more than my grades. Today, I become accountable to the world. To the future. To all the possibilities that life has to offer. Starting today, my job is to show up wide eyed and willing and ready. For what, I don’t know. For anything. For everything. To take on life. To take on love. To take on the responsibility and possibility. Today, my friends, our lives begin. And, I for one can’t wait.”
Rebecca (via dextero)
- Me: “That will be 17.50, please.”
- Customer: “Are you a Christian, dear?”
- Me: “Why do you ask?”
- Customer: “Are you?”
- Me: “Well, no. Why do you want to know?”
- Customer: “Oh. I would like to be helped by someone else, please.”
- Manager: “Good morning ma’am, I hear you’ve been having a problem with the clerk?”
- Customer: “Oh, she didn’t make any trouble, it’s just that I don’t want my money to be handled by someone not of the faith. You should be careful, she’ll probably nick from the till when you’re not looking.”
- Manager: “You’re right, ma’am, I shall definitely have to reprimand her.”
- Me: *surprised* “What for?”
- Manager: “For failing to notice that the lady was not planning on paying for the three Mars bars and the map of Europe she must have put in her bag while you were fetching me.”
- (The customer freezes for a second, then looks at her bag.)
- Customer: “Good heavens! I must’ve been so distracted I didn’t even notice the devil putting them there!”
this will not be my life thanks to you.
“You see that orchid? It’s ugly to anyone who doesn’t know orchids.
It’s dark, and droopy, and ugly.
Unless you know it, unless you understand how it adapted,
what its lived through, and how strong it had to be to survive.
People look away. Kids cry. Adults cringe. They look away.
I don’t want them to have a reason to look away.”
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